Who do it, the white boy Hatcher...?
Come on let's have it, top Screwface quotes...
"I waant Hatcher dead!! I waant hiss faamily dead!! An if yoo caan't kill 'im, I go kill 'im!! An then I go kill yoo...!!"
Come on let's have it, top Screwface quotes...
"I waant Hatcher dead!! I waant hiss faamily dead!! An if yoo caan't kill 'im, I go kill 'im!! An then I go kill yoo...!!"
Everybody want go heaven... but nobody want dead.
Look upon this madman. Him dead, and him don't even know it.
...Dan
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All these years later, "You was conceived in darkness, but I gonna deliver you into the light!" still cracks me up. So does, "You a dog after a bone, and you got no teeth!"
Someone really should have made a prequel showing the early wacky adventures of Screwface and his brother. (added bonus: no Seagal!)
I know what would be good. You could play the role of a screwface baddie who has his head lopped off, there doesn't have to be any particular reason, how about that, you like?
sharedamnit. all this time I thought he said, "who do it, the white boy hot shot?" oh well
share"ya na wot it mean when dem say a man's face is screw" the jamaican cop said that, however he never actually went on to explain what it means, shame! i was actually very intrigued to find out what it actually meant, not a typical "bad lad" name is it! I'd rather be called Chuck Norris face!
sharewhy coudnt they just put real jamaicans in there was onli a handful in this movie
shareI would just like to know what game it is they're playing in the "white boy Hatcher" scene. Screwface is wearing that Christmas sweater and slams some dice down, yelling "bah bah!" or something. I was like, "WTF is going on here??"
Then again, that was the whole movie...
The Impaler
lol , he wasnt slamming dice, he was playing dominos. Its a game alot of people play in Jamaica, so the 'slamming' part was him slamming a domino on the table
shareOh lol, I was completely confused. My laughter took over the second half of that scene tho.
The Impaler
I love the hilarious way the henchman reacts when hit in the face with the chair leg. He just throws his head up, arms out away from his sides and falls sideways out of camera, his head bobbing up and down. Hilarious!
Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting
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That's easily one of the funniest scenes in the movie. I always felt bad for that henchman. But I guess that's the price you pay for being a lowly thug working for a mean boss like da Screwface.
shareNot a quote, but it's hilarious after Seagal breaks his spine and throws him out the window with his hands flailing, like the only part of his brain that isn't severed from his spine is the part that controls hand motion. And then of course the conveniently-placed SPIKE at the bottom, which the camera comically zooms in on as if to say "OH NOES".
shareI hope they weren't triplets...
Priceless and really funny for dead-face Seagal!