Okay, so I only watched this because I'm a Motorhead fan...
...and, let's face it, Lemmy IS god, and his cameo is pretty cool, but...
...wow, what a weird, disjointed, incoherent mess of a film.
Sorry if I'm insulting the cult fans here, because I actually DO love all sorts of odd B-movies and cheesy horror films, but Hardware just didn't do it for me at all.