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In a fast unfeeling string of questions from the Frankenhooker - Lookin' for a date? You going out? Need some company? You lonely? Looking for some action? Got any money?

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Warning contents under pressure
by jeffrey Franken
My heart is packed so full of love for you
That I dreamed I exploded
Like aerosol cans sometimes do
I blew with such force that my bones became shrapnel
and levelled the town except the small chapel.
my teeth flew like bullets
I didnt know what was happening
they killed everyone in sight
except for the chaplain
and then thanks to him
we were happily wed
even though at the time I rthink we were both dead
The End


"When There Is No More Room In Hell, The Dead, Will Walk The Earth."

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Good one!

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"Mutt and Jeff!"

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"What are you, some kind of Swede?! You're talkng to me in Swedish in Times Square?!"

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After finding the Supercrack, the other prostitutes start shouting: Look at this girls!!! The party ain't over yet!!!! Aaaaaaagh!!

One of the cluster of fused prostitutes exclaims "Anybody got a stem?"

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I'll catch you later Zorro. Lots of luck with you and them explodin' bitches.

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whoo hoo look at miss thang

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"pretzels good"

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"In Hohokus, this is Judy Grafe for 8 News Alive!"


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"No! Not the Devil's music!"

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"Wait to you see the one on my groin!"

"We're all part Shatner/And part James Dean/Part Warren Oates/And Steven McQueen"

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My brother and I say "What are these boobs?" whenever we get the chance.

"Do you want this body?"
"Is this a trick question?"
-Ghostbusters

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"oh I noticed I noticed I noticed! oooh I noticed...." then he proceeds to crawl under the table on her I always wonder where he got the sneakers from & how much they cost. lol

"I told you! I told you,I told you!":the man preaching on the corner about the end of the world.

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run,run,run. fast as u can. u can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man.

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In a fast unfeeling string of questions from the Frankenhooker - Lookin' for a date? You going out? Need some company? You lonely? Looking for some action? Got any money?


That's probably my fav too lol.

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the pimp- did you do the right thing? did u *beep* do the right thing.
huh?

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i got that Justin Bieber please believe it

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