I don't like Jerry.
He's a trouble maker.
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How could anyone not like him?
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Not to mention an agitator. He's the straw that stirs the drink.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Him and his good-time buddies. Flashy. Making "The Scene."
shareHe stuffs weird meat in his jacket pockets and sofa seats and sprays his friends in the eyes with grapefruit juice.
share"Would you prefer it if he stuffs weird meat into his friends' eyes and sprays grapefruit juice into his jacket pockets and sofa seats?"
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They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Hey, Joy Boy. How would you know about making the scene and pee-pees and wee-wees?
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Is it because he"s:
1. Dishonest? (kept a library book for 20 years)
2. Shallow (only dated a woman to get a massage)
3. Childish (wanted to play with his girlfriend's toy collection so badly, he found ways to get her to fall asleep)
4. Bigoted? (wanted to date a Chinese woman, made fun of Native Americans, insulted a Chinese mailman)
5. Demented (tried to dig up a dead bird)
I could go on, but I need a nap
" 1. Dishonest? (kept a library book for 20 years)"
Well, they're all liars, but keeping a book has nothing to do with honesty. Besides, he didn't do it on purpose, and he was sure he returned it.
Dishonesty requires intent, and he didn't have intent.
"2. Shallow (only dated a woman to get a massage)"
Interesting definition of 'shallow'. They freely admit they're 'superficial' and 'shallow' - so what? Not everyone can be deep. If that's what you naturally are, what's wrong with it?
"3. Childish "
To the childlike belongs to the kingdom of heavens.. it's ok to be childish.
"4. Bigoted? (wanted to date a Chinese woman, made fun of Native Americans, insulted a Chinese mailman)"
You're REALLY stretching. What's bigoted about LIKING chinese people? He makes fun of anything and everything, it wasn't mean-spirited, just a jolly joke. Whom among us haven't done something similar at some point in life? Harmless fun, I am sure he doesn't really hate indians, geez.
THe mailman-thing was not insulting and he did not have INTENT (again), he only wanted to know where something is, and asked the mailman, because the mailman would surely know that place. He didn't even KNOW the mailman was chinese, when he committed the TERRIBLE crime of asking a question! Bigoted??
You sure have strange way of defining 'bigoted'..
"5. Demented (tried to dig up a dead bird)"
If you watched the episodes, you'd know that 1) He wasn't alone and 2) He had a very good reason for it. How does that make him demented anyway? Would it have been less disturbing of the bird had been alive? Why would digging up anything be sign (let alone proof) of being demented?
What do you mean by 'demented' anyway?
""2. Shallow (only dated a woman to get a massage)""
By the way, mating game amidst animals AND humans, _IS_ shallow. Get over it.
No one, ABSOLUTELY no one does, will or would mate with someone purely based on the qualities of their soul. No one meets 'soul to soul' - the shallowness is the only way people get attracted to each other.
Women's shallowness is just not as obvious, but take my word for it, women are just as shallow as men, when it comes to pair selection.
Just like no man would choose an old, wrinkly, fat, blue-haired feminist over beautiful, good-bodied, feminine, long-haired, humble and fun asian girl that genuinely likes him, no woman EVER chooses a shy Linux-nerd that lives in his mom's basement and can't look women in the eyes, has no wealth or any other form of status, and is completely law-abiding people-pleaser, a nice guy over an outlaw biker, a rapist criminal prisoner, a wealthy CEO, a useless celebrity, an 'exciting alcoholic/drug user' that drinks all her money, a rockstar or alpha male / PUA.
Before you accuse anyone of being shallow, look at your own 'sexual preferences' and what kind of people you have chosen in your life as your romantic and sexual partners. Have they been RANDOM, have you selected 100% based on their SOUL, or has status or body been a BIG (or even only) part of your selection process?
There's a SHALLOW reason why man's job or car he drives is so important to a woman, but a woman's job is not important to a man (Seinfeld even made a stand-up bit about this, how a woman can be butcher and the man is still interested, but if the man has the wrong job..)
""3. Childish ""
Have you looked at people that seek partners, have you listened to what modern women have to say, especially about pairing, relationships and men?
I GUARANTEE you will not find ANYTHING as childish in any TV show, even those meant for kids, including this show - women are the most childish, pampered, spoiled brats of this planet, even worse than actual kids.
Childish.. yeah, that label applies to so many people outside this show, the characters on this show actually look LESS childish than real people.
Hate the Sein!
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
He's the Woody Woodpecker of stand-up comedians.
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