George's 3 questions are so funny...and stupid
George talking to his girlfriend about her male roommate:
George: Yes he is. Let me ask you something. When you come out of the shower
and you put your robe on, do you cinch it real tight, are you concerned about
that?
Bonnie: George?
George: Do you hold the neck together with one hand, or are you just letting it
flap in the breeze?
Bonnie: George, you're being ridiculous.
George: What's the massage situation?
Bonnie: What do you mean?
George: Is there any work being done? Is there any rubbing, touching, finger
manipulation on the other person, and if so, who's making the request?
Bonnie: George, would you just stop?
George: Say you go to the bathroom at two o'clock in the morning, what's the
outfit? I mean, you dressing up or is it come as you are?