Schmoopie..
No you're schmoopie!
shareAre you kissing in my line?! Nobody kisses in my line!
share"Hey, whatever happened to Shmoopy?"
"She's dead."
"Is that right?"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Do I know you?
shareWho is this?
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
I am the only one who understands you.
shareIdeally.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
We ask that you bear with us.
Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!
Hey, look. You lurk around this board you got to expect disgustingly sweet pet names are gonna be discussed. You open a thread and -- bing! -- Shmoopy.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
OK look, the Schmoopie isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else...anything..please!
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Please. Not in my home.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
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