Schmoopie..


No you're schmoopie! 

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Are you kissing in my line?! Nobody kisses in my line!

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George has suddenly become much more normal than you. He's engaged to be married. Your top priority is soup!


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

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This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime!

The Falcon flies

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Yeah, but have you tried the soup?

I mean, you can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

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All right, yeah, you made the right decision.

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"Hey, whatever happened to Shmoopy?"

"She's dead."

"Is that right?"


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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These schmoopies are making me thirsty!

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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No Isosceles...see...you can´t act...

Anyways, I´ll bring it up with Woody...

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Do I know you?

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Who is this?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I am the only one who understands you.

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Ideally.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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We ask that you bear with us.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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Hey, look. You lurk around this board you got to expect disgustingly sweet pet names are gonna be discussed. You open a thread and -- bing! -- Shmoopy.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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OK look, the Schmoopie isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else...anything..please!

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Please. Not in my home.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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