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I actually hated "They're REAL and they're Fantastic/ Fabulous "


I actually thought this scene/ plot was a step down-- like it could be from Married With Children.
Anyone else hate this one ?





















"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"

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Yeah but mostly because they were actually pretty small and didn't look very good. Should have found an actress with at least a DD. Or stuffed Terri's bro.

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I agree it was funny for about 2 seconds and way over done. Same with the issue of shoes an episode or two before that.

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The worst thing about that episode is Jerry cancelling his date with her based on Elaine's assessment. That is so not Jerry. Jerry would have dated her and had sex with her just out of curiosity over her breasts. Hardly a sacrifice given that she is beautiful and Jerry goes through women quickly anyway.

Funny because Jerry in real life had girlfriends with huge tits!

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I agree; his stance seemed out of character. It’s not like she was too perfect or ate her peas in and odd way.

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Size-wise hers are nothing to brag about; however, their shape and the appearance of the nipples and areolae might be "spectacular". Unfortunately, there's no way to know without seeing her topless.

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They seemed to be impressed with the (apparent) pertness of her breasts as much as their size. Whether Teri’s actual breasts lived up to the storyline is another question. Lots of actresses wear bra inserts (a.k.a. Chicken cutlets) to enhance their bustline in such circumstances, though.

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It's the most overrated show of all time. No doubt.

It's NY Media at it's very worst.

It failed on syndication via cable TV in the 2000's (TBS...I think actually airs following "Family Matters)...

HULU spent then records numbers to acquire it. And there was a pass to Netflix.

I think "Happy Days" is even bigger from the 70's than of than "Happy Days".

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What? It won a couple of Emmy's. Didn't become a top 10 hit until after it moved into the "Cheers" slot on Thursday night.

Does anyone actually here think "Seinfeld" would have fared better on Tuesday nights than "Frasier"?

LOL...

I mean, what SNL would be with just a "laugh track"? or even "Kimmel"/"Conan"/"Colbert"/"Fallon".

They would suck.

At it's prime, how many times did Kramer walk into a door with falling?

Just a guess...60?

And Jerry's grown into being just a self righiouts dick now in 2020.

"This show's gonna last longer...than "I Love Lucy""..

LOL

Meanwhile Vanna touches a will and Pat pushing 70 gets bigger ratings than these fools.

And the rest of the cast couldn't walk into a network/cable/streaming studio and demand anything less than a 13 episode order.

Well Jerry easily could...

Elaine, Kramer and George all failed series after series. So maybe not so much there.

"Bob Batterson"
"The Michael Richards Show"
"The New Adventures of Old Christine" was a moderate success than lasted 4 seasons.
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It took Dreyfuss (the best character of the show) to score a hit after a decade. And even now that's gone to pass.

Ironic, but here former series is probably watched more than "Veep".

To much laugh track and not actual laughter. To many TV Guide and EW write-up covers and bull shit reviews by Rolling Stone and the NY media type.

Those single cameras comedy's suck even more than the single ones.

The single ones all seems to die in 2 or 3 years later.

They all sucked damnit! :(

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Nah, you're just a hipster doofus!

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Ass >>>> tits so that episode did nothing for me.

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They were nice, but yeah they acted like the line was spongeworthy, and it wasn't.

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Nah, it was funny. But I'm not a prude, so that may explain our difference of opinion.

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I like the episode but I understand your point. She was not big busted anyway. Wouldn't you need a woman who looks like Ann Margaret for that role?

Frasier would have seen them the actress was on Frasier as Duke's daughter and they dated for a while.

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