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Who would dogs hate more? Postal Employee Newman or Dognapper Elaine?


The canine brain is hard to figure.

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I'd say Newman,..he's pure evil, wrapped in a twinkie

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Definitely Newman. The dogs know that Elaine carries mutton in her pockets, so she's on their good side.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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The canine brain is hard to figure.

*Dog sniffs Frank Costanza's feet....runs away yelping*

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It's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a Snausage.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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What in the holy hell? Snausages? Is this your diet?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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I got news for you. I show up at someone's house with Snausages and Pupperoni, I become the biggest hit of the party. People will be coming up to me, "Just between you and me I'm really excited about the Snausages and Pupperoni." What are we, snobs with the Iams and Eukanuba?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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The Puppernois have less fat, but the dog will eat more of them.

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Dogs eat them, too? Hmmm. I did not know that.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Weird. Wild.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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pizzabagel, you ever get that cough checked out?

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I'm self-treating it with Smuckers -- preserves, that is. BTW, I administer my Smuckers with a knife and fork.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Newman

Metallica and Iron Maiden fan who is also a Brony.

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Newman..........technically, Elaine didn't kidnap the dog, Newman did.

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Dogs don't hate. They just react to your energy and body language.

Watch enough Dog Whisperer or Cesar 911, and you'll know the truth. Your question is invalid.

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