like the most interesting man in the world....many things about beach volleyball legend wayne moses have yet to be discovered...
1) can pronounce 'acapulco' in one syllable.
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2) always glistens, even by the light of the fire.
share3) people in mexico don't write letters to santa...they write them to wayne moses.
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12) the olympic gold medal for beach volleyball is known as 'the wayne moses lifetime achievement award'.
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21) his certain brash style of beach volleyball is known among the beach volleyball elite as 'mosesball'.
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26) when he goes to spain...he chases the bulls.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
49. when he votes in elections via absentee ballot, all he does is on voting day, simply announce aloud who he is voting for---even if he's out of the country---and his vote is counted.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders πΊπΈ
79-wayne moses has won pro beach volleyballs lifetime achievement award 5 times.
πSeason's Greetings!π
84) is running for president of wayne moses nation with a slogan of 'wayne moses is already great'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ
4) Unintentionally killed a competitor during a tournament (spike to the heart; the guy was killed instantly).
5) Feels ZERO remorse about the above incident.
6) trains for beach volleyball season by climbing mount kilimanjaro...barefoot.
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7)Once grew a biblically-styled Moses beard, but shaved it off because it kept getting tangled in the volleyball net.
share8) Wayne Moses parted the red sea to go get some breakfast
share9) the roaring fire in his living room fireplace has never been extinguished...and yet he's never added any wood.
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10) A renowned child volleyball prodigy, he was asked by Tom Cruise to serve as his adviser for the "Playing With The Boys" sequence in Top Gun...but declined.
Whew, only 90 more to go.
11) ancient mystics that used a sundial to tell time have replaced them with a wayne moses to tell time.
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He's contractually obligated to go shirtless or at least have his shirt undone at least 75% of the time or he gets demerits.
"You met me at a very strange time in my life"
14) Died once, but was resurrected after he challenged the Grim Reaper to a volleyball match and won (naturally).
share15) he makes his own salsa of course, and the level of heat is simply known as 'wayne moses'.
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17) when the wind blows...he translates what it says from spanish into english.
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16) only applies sunscreen to his pancakes.
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18) The Earth revolves around the Sun, but the Sun revolves around Wayne Moses
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19) he always signs his bar tabs as: pancho villa was here!.
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20) when wayne moses serves sunday brunch to someone, they say it's more holy than any sermon.
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30) neil armstrong and buzz aldrin attend most of his matches and watch in awe when he lands on the beach volleyball court.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
68. wayne moses can serve up a thanksgiving turkey in under one hour.
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.-Albert Camusπ
wayne moses can serve up a thanksgiving turkey in under one hour
same to you! ξ
69. astronauts dream of going to the moon, beach volleyball players dream of getting some of the sand wayne moses walked on.
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.-Albert Camusπ
70. wayne moses is santa's secret santa.
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.-Albert Camusπ
76. daylight savings time was originally called wayne moses savings time.
πSeason's Greetings!π
91. the united nations is a minor league system for the wayne moses nation.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ
32) when an ocean wave takes out too much of the beach's sand....he is known to say 'put it back'...and the next wave does.
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27) has been known to make the ocean's tide switch from low to high...with just the snap of his fingers.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
31) is the only face on the mount rushmore of volleyball...called mount moses.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
22.) Nearly sparked an interstellar war when a SETI transmission of him spiking a volleyball was misconstrued by a race of aliens who look like volleyballs.
share23.) Was Tom Cruise's stunt double in Top Gun during the volleyball scenes as a 5 ft Cruise was scene spiking balls like a monster.
share24) his business card says 'i'll call you'.
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29) to see in the dark...he puts on his sunglasses.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
25) the masters golf tournament of pro beach volleyball is called: the moses masters.
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He showed up on an old episode of "Ellen" today playing a gay plumber and totally rocking a wife beater and Daisy Dukes!
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"You met me at a very strange time in my life"
sounds like his pre-volleyball tour days...
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
28) has a huge kalamata olive farm.
"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley
33) Turned off the movie Cast Away without finishing it. Tom Hanks befriending the volleyball rather than using it to practice his serve was just too out there.
share34) doesn't need air to inflate a volleyball to its proper pressure. he just looks at it & says: 'inflate'.
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35) he helps people attain a phd in wayneness at wayne state university.
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36) His intense laser gaze can bust open locked doors and blind whomever he deems a villain (fair David?).
share37) it has been claimed that the intensity of his volleyball serve has contributed to the polar ice sheets melting.
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38) His ability to spike 4 volleyballs at once using both hands and feet led to the expression "praying for a Moses quadripod"--often used whenever one feebly attempts a seemingly impossible feat.
(Is your quote from Jiro Dreams of Sushi? I watched that recently.)
39. when he was born and was served into this world: his skin had the tan of someone who had been playing beach volleyball underneath the california sun for an entire summer.
(don't think so. but saw that doco! great!)
π΄"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimotoπ΄
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40-on some stretches of beachside highway in mexico the speed limit sign simply says: 'wayne moses'.
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41. Like a boxer, has an entrance song. Performed by KC And The Sunshine Band.
β«That's the way, uh huh uh huh
I SPIKE it, uh huh uh huhβ«
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42. and it's announced: let's get ready to mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooses.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eQ78HCGEA
π΄"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimotoπ΄
44. he's won the beach volleyball lifetime achievement award 5 times.
π΄"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimotoπ΄
43) the original title to 'jiro dreams of sushi' was 'jiro dreams of playing volleyball as good as wayne moses'.
π΄"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimotoπ΄
45. when watching the usa female volleyball players today: he just whispers 'rio' in his mind, they serve a winner.
π΄"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimotoπ΄
46. wayne moses day on southern california beaches is the biggest holiday of the year.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders πΊπΈ
47. Loyal Mosenians show their pride by replacing their iPhones with volleyballs--painted with Wayne's face on them and hay glued on for his "hair"--on their selfie sticks.
share48. wilson the volleyball was originally called wayne moses in 'castaway' but tom hanks objected because he was afraid he would steal all the scenes.
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50. people were wondering how the prez. of mexico, enrique nieto & donald trump arranged for a meeting?....wayne moses made it happen. make volleyball great again!
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Make volleyball great again!
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51. wayne moses once played an entire volleyball match just using a knife and fork.
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52. O.J. Simpson's former housemate Kato Kaelin is a professional Wayne Moses impersonator for parties and corporate events.
share53. he's the one that derived the nutritional facts of volleyball: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/65/73/63/657363e7946894da3dba38012b9850ef.jpg
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54. global warming started the day wayne moses started his professional volleyball career.
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55. the united nations of volleyball is called the wayne moses center.
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56. dressing up as wayne moses is the #1 costume on halloween for volleyball players.
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77. wayne moses can sing the star spangled banner perfectly without even opening his mouth.πΊπΈ
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57. wayne moses can close a revolving door.
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58- Wayne Moses can make love on the beach without getting sand in his underpants.
share59: when wayne moses rolls dice...the dice blow on him for luck.
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55. the united nations of volleyball is called the wayne moses center.
61. wayne moses can peel an apple just using his eyes.
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62. one time Wayne Moses served the ball over the horizon. The other team called "out" but Wayne Moses said "wait." The ball circled the Earth, flew over the net and hit the back corner. "In."
share63. wayne moses narrates morgan freeman's life.
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64. Wayne Moses prefers to play in sand with a grittiness between 7 and 8 Waynes per cubic inch on the Moses scale. Good jumping surface, exfoliating but not damaging.
65. wayne moses' home phone number is in every phone book in the world.
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81-wayne moses is so cool: the ice in his drink never melts.
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67. wayne moses has never been late: time is early.
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75. presidents arond the world take wayne moses' birthday off.
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83. wayne moses's passport is issued from the wayne moses nation.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ
66. wayne moses can email using a typewriter.
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71. Had three paintings commissioned of himself doing this:
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72. when colin robbins paints wayne moses, they call those paintings wayne moses originals.
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73. Wayne Moses first noticed Donna Martin because he thought she was hiding volleyballs in her sweater.
share74. the president of the united states appointed him to be u.s.a. ambassador to wayne moses country.
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82. wayne moses doesn't need to use a pot holder when taking something out of the oven.
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78. he provides santa with a list of places to stop at on christmas eve.
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80---while, yes, the earth revolves around the sun...the sun revolves around wayne moses.
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90. to prepare for no gravity in outer space, astronauts hang out with wayne moses and watch him jump and spike volleyballs.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ
85) Wayne Moses has said he will donate his body to science, specifically NASA's jet propulsion lab.
share86) when wayne moses says 'game. set. match.' the clouds part, and the sun shines on command.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ