Not one from Richard or Larry, but the guy who talks to Gwen at the party at Bernies. "Nice outfit, look even nicer crumbled up on my floor in the morning" Seriously, I'm gonna use that line to a girl next time I'm out with friends even though I know it wont work but its so funny.
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Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot!
"A little brown-nosing, a little ass-kissing, work our way up that corporate ladder?" WHY can't you be a lazy *beep* like I am?
'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!'-Mission Impossible 3
Yeah i like "Aw get your ass outa here it's too hot!".Gets me laughing everytime lol.
"When your down here with me you'll float too!!"
"for Christ's sake Larry, no one is going to have a sex change operation, HUH!"
definetly "get your ass out of here, it's to hot."
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Richard: Incidentally you're a disgusting human being.........
and
Gardener: Mr. Lomax? What the hell!
and
Larry: Nineteen months and a week. I'm not really sure, a little longer, I think.
Richard: Longer? I was here before you.
Larry: No, Richard. I trained you.
LARRY: What kind of host invites you to their home and dies on you?
FATHER: Oh sorry didn't know you had company.
RICHARD: That's alright Monroe. Oh, can you please lay out my pinstripped suit for tomorrow.
FATHER: How about I lay you out.
RICHARD: Very Well.
ROBBER: Give me your money and wallets.
LARRY: Get your ass out of here. It's too hot.
RICHARD: I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch.
LARRY: I'm blinde.
LARRY: Hi. I'm Larry
WOMAN: F--- off Larry.
LARRY: It's the cockroaches right? Don't worry. They scatter when the lights come on.
TINA: (staggering to Bernies home) BERNIE!
RICHARD: Did everything go alright up there?
TINA: Never been better.
LARRY: I get yelled at when I just lay there.
BOY: How would like to kiss this?
LARRY: Kiss my ass? What kind of home training is that?
Well I got two my self, when Richard and Larry are arguing over whos been their longer and Bernie has enough and yells at the same time with both of them "whatever", that part kills me.
The other one it sounds to good like Arnold so it must have been a dub, when that huge guy goes by scrawny Larry and says in Arnold's accent "Eh dude, you need to pump some iron." Everytime these two parts come up I rewind them about 10 times. Great Movie.
Larry: What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?
Larry: Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!
"You see I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite... gun powder... and gasoline!" - The Joker
"Richard worked on that part sir"
shareIt's one of those old corny joke pickup lines - but what really got me was his answer as they kept talking: "But polyester doesn't crumple" (or whatever material it was) ...
I never think about the future, it comes soon enough
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