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Pedro Cerrano now pitches insurance!


Thought he looked familiar . . . now he pitches for Allstate insurance (pun intended, although I think Pedro was an outfielder).


"Get me a box of kittens--stat!"

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I knew there was a good reason to switch! LOL

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and he throws away a perfectly good cell phone. Doesn't Wild Thing realize that he's violating the phone contract?

"Get me a box of kittens--stat!"

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"If you no insure me now, I shall @#$% you Jobu."

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jobu knows.



I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

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Is very bad to not get jobu's insurance for your car or home.


Is......VERY bad.

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Holy *beep* I actually chuckled like a goon. That's funny.


Pedro also moonlights as a delta force operator on the weekends.




Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

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In one scene you can see an Allstate ad in the background.

"Internet? Internot."

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he warns us all about the perils of deep frying your turkey this thanksgiving!




Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

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He also became POTUS and then got shot at 7:02am!

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DAMMIT...CHLOE

Was hoping I could make that reveal...

Gotta return some videotapes

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Do people who practice voodoo usually buy insurance? I think car insurance is mandatory in every state except New Mexico. I think most banks require home insurance if you have a mortgage. But renters insurance and life insurance are optional.

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I had to get renters insurance when I moved into my current apartment. I'm sure it's not legally required, but I wouldn't have been offered a lease had I refused to get it. I did get a policy that covers the cost of replacing my computer at today's prices, not what I paid for it, and an extra rider for other valuables.

"Get me a box of kittens--stat!"

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"You're in good hands... with Jobu."

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Mrs. French's cat is missing...

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