1)Ditzy girlfriends of South American Drug Lords can drive CIA agents to start smoking cigarettes again.
2)It is customary at bar brawls in the Florida Keys to have at least one stripper dancing at all times.
3)Sharks often disagree with DEA agents they are trying to eat.
4)Fishing flies are the customary gift to give to Newlyweds before embark on their honeymoon.
5)Q is a great MI6 field agent.
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6)Diamonds are an iguana's best friend.
share7)All Asians are masters in martial arts... even girls!
8)Benecio Del Toro knows how to give a 40-something year old woman a "Nice HoneyMOOOON!"
9)Sometimes... rich men pay for "accommodating" girls to win beauty pageants!... SHOCKER!
Never follow a hippie to a secondary location, Lemon.
-Jack Donaghy
8)The Bride shouldn't throw her garter belt at the best man. It reminds him of his marriage a long time ago.
9)Q certainly picked a strange place to have a vacation in.
10)Polaroid cameras are armed and dangerous.
11)Carey Lowell looks better with short hair.
11)If you want a sleazy wannabe evangelicalist to help you sell your heroin on TV without the authorities catching on, Wayne Newton is the man for the job.
12)Sharky, deep down, is a strict fiscal conservative. ("What a terible waste... of money!)
Never follow a hippie to a secondary location, Lemon.
-Jack Donaghy
13)Anthony Zerbe makes a great creepy bad guy.
share14)Waterskiing is easy AF! Especially without waterskis.
Never follow a hippie to a secondary location, Lemon.
-Jack Donaghy
15)Who knew that Rafer Johnson worked for the DEA?
share16)If I ever feel the need to smuggle cocaine into the USA... I should just pour it in the gas tank at my next fill-up! 'Cause... you know... that's how "science" works???😮
Never follow a hippie to a secondary location, Lemon.
-Jack Donaghy
17)When you're hosting a conference with a bunch of Asian drug dealers, you should always make sure that there are no MI6 agents pretending to be a waiter.
share18. Nothing can get down Felix Leiter. Not even losing half his leg and his new wife - both on his wedding-day.
19. Lupe loves James *so* much.
20. Loyalty is everything for Franz Sanchez. Except when you point out his poor business decisions - then he'll just gun you down.
S.