If The Movie Titles Were Truthful Game
"How to be an old yet awesome and badass dad to a hero"
"Never trust the blond slut"
"How to bash a floor in a library without anyone noticing"
"Rats! Why did it have to be rats!"
"Father/Son team-up of the century"
"How not to become immortal with the Holy Grail"
"Damn that knight was old!"
"I can reach it!"
"We're pilgrims in an unholy land"
"Nazis, Curses, Relics, and Booby Traps, oh my!"
"We named the dog Indiana!"
"Time to do the Nazi motorcycle flip!"