I think he was attempting to steal it and name it Dennis but he was running and accidentally dropped it onto our driveway. I didn't see his face clearly but I'm pretty sure it was him.
"And Abram layeth with the Canaanites and eatedeth of the fatted calf" Acts 16:9
It happened shortly before the millenium. My opinion is that maybe he was scared that he wouldn't be able to get any fresh water because of the computers and wanted to make sure he could, and so he took my birdbath, which had water in it when he took it.
I am glad to hear he is in prison because stealing birdbaths is against the Constitution of the United States of the U.S.A.
"And Abram layeth with the Canaanites and eatedeth of the fatted calf" Acts 16:9
Usually people of this poster's nature doesn't have much of a brain to figure out that most people find his humor repulsive.
You would probably find this person home alone with no life and no friends. People probably find him strange and he comes online and people on here finds him strange.
He/She will never get it.
Pity the person.
If you don't have much to begin with, then you don't have much to lose.
You are correct that I have very few friends but my lovely wife of many years is friendly to me despite her numerous problems and the mailman sometimes waves to me.
"The man who speaks as a molester is no friend of mine" says St. Thomas Aquinas