Ghostbusters hit with 34 Felonies

In a bizarre turn of events, the Democratic Party, led by Nancy Pelosi , accused the Ghostbusters of voter disenfranchisement of the dead. Yes, you read that right – the dead.

Apparently, the Ghostbusters' ghost-catching activities were deemed to be interfering with the voting rights of deceased individuals. The Democrats claimed that the Ghostbusters' proton packs were "suppressing the spirits" of the dead, preventing them from casting their ballots.

The Ghostbusters were taken aback by the allegations. "We're just trying to catch ghosts, not disenfranchise them!" Dr. Peter Venkman exclaimed.

Despite their protests, the Ghostbusters were hit with 34 felonies related to voter disenfranchisement of the dead. The charges included "ghostly obstruction of justice," "spiritual suppression of voting rights," and "ectoplasmic interference with the democratic process."

As the case made its way through the courts, the Ghostbusters' defense team argued that the dead don't actually have voting rights. But the Democrats countered that "every spirit deserves a voice."

In the end, the Ghostbusters were found Guilty on all counts, but not before they had to endure a lengthy and costly legal battle. As they left the courtroom, Dr. Ray Stantz quipped, "Who ya gonna call? Not the Democrats, that's for sure!"