When Ray pulls Walter's toupee out of his shorts and Rumsfield says, "You've had that in your pants all day?!"
shareRumsfield - "It Came With the Frame?"
share"I never seen that... I never seen someone drive their garbage to the street and then bang the hell out of it with a stick" -Ray
shareYou wanna put that back? You wanna NOT steal that from Walter's house?
shareWhen Rumsfield goes off about what he's going to do to the dog if she takes another crap on his lawn and the dog barks at him, I love how his switch flips and all of a sudden it's "by god I'm gonna do it right now."
"Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because YOU are a garbage man." That cracks me up too.
Walter: "Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us."
pause...
Art: "I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?"
Ray's reaction is hysterical.