Funniest jokes


Homer to Apu: Are you sure you don't want to come? In a Civil War reenactment we need lots of Indians to shoot!
Apu: (Beat) I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.

"Oh come one, he's not that bad" Homer to Ned Flanders after he saw him crying of pride during his son's impressive violin concert.

Milhouse's dad gives a presentation of his job to school children. Pulls a commercial flyer out and says: "Children, have you ever saw one of these on a car windshield?". "Are you the one that puts them there?" One kid replies. "No, but I'm the guy that helps the guy that puts them there". "He once allowed me to do the job myself. I totally screwed it up".


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