Favourite Ralph moments

I like the end of"I Love Lisa" where he gives a super gripping performance as George Washington in the school play. And also in the Alison episode where he asks Alison for the answer to a test question, and then tells Lisa to leave him alone.

Super Nintendo Chalmers :)

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Ralph is one of the only characters on the Simpsons who is still as funny as he always has been. Some of his lines in recent episodes had me laughing just as much as "Chocolate microscopes" and "Chicken necks."

Wall licorice! (Chewing on the exposed wires inside the wall)

I saw an areola!

(Episode that takes place in the future)
Bart: Hey Ralph, I thought you died.
Ralph: I got cloneded! (Gets hit by a bus, driven by another Ralph.)
Bus driver Ralph: That Ralph was stupid!

I always liked this exchange, and his delivery:

Lisa: "Sorry Ralph, I can't give you the answer either."

Ralph: "Leave me alone."

also:

(To Lisa, rolling his eyes) "I can't believe I used to go out with you."

and of course,

"Go banana!"

From the Robot Chicken Couch Gag:

"I'm a fatality."


It's just the sweetly innocent, off-hand delivery that sells it for me.




Bring me knitting - 8

"What's a diorama?" (Before he won the contest)

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Can you open my milk mommy?" (to Miss Hoover)

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Marge: "For me, Ralph Wiggums is Sir Lancelot."
Ralph: (singing) "If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!"

"Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong." J.J. Rousseau

Mine are when he tells Bart to stop it because he's embarrassing himself and when he floated out to sea on his back. I saw the bowling episode on Saturday and saw the scene of Homer asking "Yes, the 1 Bart has a crush on?" and after she replied about a doctor, I decided that isn't my favourite quote by either and so I've no favourite moment of those 2.