on an episode I watched recently, when an officer found crack in a black male's front blue jean pocket, he said, with a straight face: "These aren't my pants."
It's amazing how often that excuse/lie gets used...
shareNothing beats the woman who flagged down a patrol car to complain that the crack cocaine she just bought was actually a chunk of drywall, and she wanted a refund.
shareor "I just got these shorts from Goodwill"
I'll never forget that line.
I have seen the pants, shorts many times, Always deny everything is their plan. I saw an episode about a lady caught with drugs and a rig in her purse. Said it was not her purse. She said she was going for cigarettes and needed to have a purse, so she just grabbed one from the party she was at
shareThese POS's can't tell the truth to save their lives, which they don't care about. And they're almost all thieves. Not exactly citizens of the year.
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