Having a Christmas Episode

Shoulda seen me boogie in France
Yeah, I had those buggers in a trance
I called their names out one at a time
I stole the show but it wasn't a crime

Still they fired me anyway
Boss said I came to work only to play
I told him my phone bill was really high
And the secretary started to cry

I pushed my way to the middle of the crowd
And I farted really really really loud
They made an exit path for me
Like the parting of the deep blue sea

I watched my coworkers get very upset
It was an office day they'd never forget
I took my toothpaste, I took my briefcase
I left my mug; I made a pouty face

I said, "This company's now for sale"
And they said they'd like to see me in jail
I clicked my heels and counted to ten
And I never saw those fuckers again