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favorite lines from the movie

posted 20 years ago by m_hebner
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here are my favorite lines from the movie.

Julius: Actually I hate violence.
Vincent: But your so good at it.

Julius: Thank you for the cookies, I look forward to tossing them.

Vincent: your a virgin.
Julius: thats private.
Vincent: a 230 pound virgin.

Julius: my name is Julius and I'm your twin brother.
Vincent: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Vincent: Have you ever seen the movie Frankenstein?
Julius: I've read the book.
Vincent: well thats not gonna help.

Vincent: Well great seeing you, catch you later.
Julius: Great seeing you, catch you later. (Drives forward then pulls back up to Linda and Marnie) I've only been driving for an hour.

Vincent:(talking to his cat) Oh Julius, my little baby kitty.
Julius: you named your cat Julius.
Vincent: (gives Julius a serious look)

Klane Brothers: (on the phone) Vincent you better have our money for us by tommorow or else.
Vincent: or else what? you blimp!

[–] Beans_Galore 19 years ago

where the doc says danny is genetic garbage.

[–] MelanieBomer 19 years ago

The pavement was his enemy.

You have no respect for logic. I have no respect for those with no respect for logic. You’re a very stupid person!

Cookies? (when Arnie says cookies it cracks me up!)

The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Well, money talks, bulls h i t walks. How can bulls h i t walk? That’s slang!

Hey, slime ball, if you're lying to me, I'll be back!

[–] sunny_jim9 19 years ago

"You're a very stupid person"

"I always enjoyed biolgy"

"The pavement was his enemy"

"Or else what you blimp!?"

[–] katieberry 19 years ago

I always liked the reference to the 'rules of engagement' or lack of knowlege there of. Like when the thugs start to go at him:

"You forgot the first rule of engagement0!" Or something like that. I can't remember right now what those rules are. Anyone?

[–] mriguana 19 years ago

It rules in a crisis situation and they are:

1- Neogtiate first, then attack as you have no idea what sort of enemy you might face (or words to that effect).

2- If you're going to bluff, prepare to have your bluff called.

3-DUCK!

I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it..

[–] Benihanahasnofunflare 14 years ago

I'm not going to introduce you to my mother looking like a goat herder from Albania!!! lol.

[–] rattlesnake_suitcase 13 years ago

"Here's a little tip about America...Nobody likes a smartass."

"I sell shower curtain rings. Best in the world." - Del Griffith

[–] freefall79 19 years ago

Mary Ann Benedict: [holding a teddy bear] You found each other,and you found me.

I CRY AT THIS LINE

Thunderbirds Aren't Slow

[–] suckerdwsp316 19 years ago

5 million dollars. 5 million dollars! 5 millllliiionnnn dollars!! 5 million dollars!!!

[–] tvdude06 19 years ago

mary ann benidict: you stole my family! you lying son of a b itch!

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[–] suckerdwsp316 19 years ago

no lines. just a face-

arnolds face after sex with preston. thats classic!!

[–] tudetestesmoi 19 years ago

(Vincent)Do I look normal to you?

(Julius) He is probably just like me!

(One of the Klane brothers) We don't like being shot at!

(Tony) What's the matter? Your bowels troubling you?

(Vincent) You do not tell Julius what is in that trunk, because he thinks we're going to look up our ancestors like in Roots.

(Traven) All the strength and purity went into Julius. All the crap that was left over went into what you see every morning in the mirror.

[–] doowopfan 19 years ago

You gotta talk into the phone, bozo

[–] spmcevoy 18 years ago

This is very easy. Maybe the greatest line every uttered in movie history.

Kelly Preston: "Oh, this bed is lumpy. Mind if I share the floor with you?"

[–] notkrisroe83 18 years ago

Arnold singing "Yakkiyak" DON'T COME BACK! hahaha

[–] TerminatorGirl86 18 years ago

hahaha yes arnie singing!!!!

oh i love the line in the bathroom HUG-YA HUG-YA HUG-YA!!! hahaha

[–] thedriver78 18 years ago

Toooooooooooonight, toooooooooooonight is your night bro.(DeVito singing in the hotel room to Julius, because he knows he's gonna' get laid afterwards)

[–] SakoDram 18 years ago

Do you know if that is a real song????? And, who sings it????? It's awesome and very funny.

SakoDram

[–] Stevicus-2 18 years ago

Webster: "Interesting gene pool." (I still use that line on occasion.)