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Things I Learned From Sleepaway Camp II

posted 14 years ago by liberalblossom15
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There is one of these on the board for the original film, so I figured I'd start one here. :-)

1) The doctors gave Angela a sex-change, and our taxes paid for it.
2) If you push Ally into the pool, she'll kill you.
3) Little boys taking pictures of girls undressing won't be punished for voyeurism.
4) If the girls don't get their bras and panties back, the boys are going to be seeing a lot of Mare's breasts.
5) When you get a note supposedly from the guy you have the hots for telling you to meet him at an abandoned cabin in the middle of nowhere - it's always a good idea to go.
6) Ally always sleeps in the nude.
7) Nice girls don't have to show it off.
8) Leah's gonna tell.
9) They call Molly's family the Brady Bunch.
10) Ally should have been the first to go.

Continue ... :-)

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[–] Illyngophobia 14 years ago

11) Don't piss away your talent
12) Say no to drugs
13) Battery acid always comes in handy
14) A stick is very affective for killing people
15) Mary prefers to be called Mare
16) Angela loves french fries
17) Even when you're sad,you gotta eat!
18) Nobody likes a tattle-tale // Never tell on Angela

"I'll go,because I am Cinema!" - Ben (Man Bites Dog)

[–] uncrules30 13 years ago

The eggs are runny but the Oatmeal is ok.

The Oatmeal looks as gross as the Sh- Sisters!

Angela is not looking for a gun. She is looking for a drill.

Keep your morals strong and you never go wrong.

Uncle John is gonna hear about this!

[–] jerichofan_101 13 years ago

23) Angela looks like the love child of the Red Skull and Kurtwood Smith.
24) Ally's boobs looked much better when she was laying down.
25) Angela is a "d*ke".
26) Sean's mom skipped out for some "foot doctor".
27) If you bring Freddy/Jason costumes to Camp Rolling Hills...you're toast.
28) Don't poor water on Angela.
29) Don't try and scare Angela.
30) Don't waste your money on Camp Rolling Hills...you'll just be "sent home".
31) Uncle John seems to be everyone's Uncle.
32) Nowadays you can't shut Angela up!
33) Molly almost made it.
34) Renee Estevez brought shame upon Martin, Charlie and Emilio.
35) The producers couldn't afford the real Brat Pack...so they got a fake one.
36) In Mare's World (Or maybe it was Ally? Meh, who the hell knows) always ask if your sexual partner has AIDS *AFTER* you screw them.
37) Uncle John's criminal background check sucks.
38) Mullets are way cool.
39) T.C. thinks Angelas has "nice tits".
40) For some reason, for the most part the councellors are the same age as the campers.

[–] Illyngophobia 13 years ago

41) Camp Rolling Hills is the best!
42) Don't forget the hand movements
43) Angela is completely cured

"I'll go,because I am Cinema!" - Ben (Man Bites Dog)

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[–] Chara_Angel 11 years ago

Oh Boy, I love these!

44. Getting whacked with a stick will cause you to bleed a huge jelly glob from your head, but getting your tongue cut out will take a few seconds to register with your body.

45. Youngest children are sometimes spoiled, and a cops children are sometimes wild.

46. Get high all you want, but don't you dare sneak off and mock the sacred Rolling Hills Happy Camper song!

47. There are plenty of good kids around...you just have to weed out the bad!

48.PANTY RAIIIIIIIDD!

49. You'll know girls are having their revenge when somebody jumps out with a jock strap on their head.

50. After disposing of a body, it might be nice to unwind next to the hiding spot by humming Kumbaya.

51. When plotting to prank someone, you should talk about how great it'll be as loud as you can when they're no more than 6 feet away from you.

52. Uncle John's gonna hear about this!

53. Ally will have asthma-inducing sex and then just jump up and walk away, no problem. - only to head off to what she thinks will be another lay.

54. Ally is highly aversed to shirts.

I AM DINOSAUR...RAR!!!

[–] Rastaruca40 11 years ago

55. You can be too stupid to drink, and too fat to cook.
56. TC's shorts couldn't be any tighter.

[–] nekcron-99 10 years ago

57: This movie, more than any other, taught me that scenes in a movie need not have the slightest connection with any scene that came before or after them. Sometimes, things that happen in a scene don't have to have the slightest connection with things happening in the scene!

58: With the grace of god, I'll camp until I die.

59: Angela is about to get her a*s*s kicked!

60: Angela just wants to be Molly's friend!!

"A naked American man stole my balloons!"
"Whaaa-aaat?"

[–] TheArkOfGod 9 years ago

61. I love tits..

that's all for now

[–] pauladowell 9 years ago

62.) Ally was killed with the toilet because she was a sh**ty friend and pissed away her whole life *LOL*

[–] Obnoxiously-Adorable 9 years ago

63.) Angela hates green gum.

64.) Angela needs to work on her tan.

65.) Mare would rather die first than say she's sorry.

66.) Rob has a date with his left hand.

67.) The battery from TC's car is missing.

68.) You store extra belly buttons in the navel reserve.

69.) Ally's "experience" means she has a disease or two.

70.) There's really dead teenager's brains in there.

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[–] liamforeman 8 years ago

It's always best to ask someone if they have AIDS or anything AFTER they've just come inside you.