1. Being hit by a helicopter's .50 caliber machine gun in your leg will get you a really annoying flesh wound.
2. In order to squeeze information from a POW, Russians will resort to the most dreadful way of torture: Suspending you in the air
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Last movie watched: Rambo III (6/10)
3- who needs a first-aid medical kit when you have gunpowder.
4- Rambo can ride everything, even a horse.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
5. "It turns blue".
share7. Everyone is willing to help him but noone is willing to be held responsible for Rambo getting into trouble or dying in war and make it a point to say so. But to Rambo it all sounds familiar.
8. God would have mercy. Rambo won't.
8. (The real 8) 20 years later Rambo should have gone back to Afghanistan to kill the Afghans, just the bad ones.
share@dantmman wrote:
"8. (The real 8) 20 years later Rambo should have gone back to Afghanistan to kill the Afghans, just the bad ones"
Exegesis:
8.1. The definition of bad Afghan is: that one who betrays Rambo.
8.2. Also by definition, a bad Rambo is a nonsensical concept. Rambo cannot betray his friends, be they of any race, color and creed.
Consequence of these: Rambo cannot possibly betray Afghans, but some Afghans - the bad ones - can betray Rambo, although it is not a wise thing to do.
8.3. Hence the following axiom (already stated above as belonging to point 8) is of utmost importance: God would have mercy. Rambo won't. This axiom, that the unenlightened would think refers to commies, has prophetic meaning, esoterically cautioning all potentially bad Afghans of the grave danger inherent in their badness. (Rambo III is mistakenly considered an action flick, in truth being revealed prophecy.)
9. It takes two years to walk from Arizona to Afghanistan
10. The missles are in Zayzens ass
11. Rambo is NOT a tourist
12. Minefields contain one mine
13. God loves crazy people
14. Russians have nightmares about Rambo
15. If you're piloting a helicopter, don't play chicken with a tank.
16. It's much easier to break into a Soviet prison in broad daylight than it is at night.
17. The ideal camouflage for a night time attack is a black headband.
18. Muay Thai is not that popular in Thailand; stick fighting is where the big bucks are.
Kids are good soldiers.
The missles are in your as%.
Rambo is from Arizona.
One should always scream before crashing a tank into a helicopter.