Real Life Monkey Shines
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http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtkr-ches-veteran-monkey-attack,0,2639004.story
Chesapeake, Va. - A battle with a pet monkey almost left a Chesapeake man dead.
"Even though this happened, he's still my baby," said 60-year-old Babe Hamerick of Chesapeake.
Like a father who can only be so angry with his own son, Babe Hamerick can't help but forgive Noah - his little monkey that nearly killed him.
"He almost beat me, I swear to God. I was out of wind and so was he. Thank god he was out of wind too, ha," Hamerick said.
Hamerick says it started when he accidentally stepped on Noah's hand or foot. The capuchin snapped back violently, locking down on Hamerick's thumb.
"I just started pulling. Didn't give a d*** if I pulled my thumb off at the time - if there was anything I could do to stop the fight. I needed to stop it."
But the fight didn't end there - Noah kept swinging and biting. Hamerick says it was worse than war, even though he lost an eye in Vietnam.
"I got hit all over my body. That was a breeze compared to my little fight with him. Cut the vein, tore ligaments out of my wrists. I'm pumping blood all over."
Lucky for Hamerick, Noah slowed enough to get him back in his cage. Hamerick would be spared, yet Hamerick points the finger of blame at himself for whatever made Noah snap.
"I'm looking around and saying 'well, never thought I'd go out this way...I'm sitting there thinking I'm going to die."
Still, Hamerick says, "He's a great monkey."
The capuchin is actually a service monkey who has done more good than bad for Hamerick. The monkey helps him cope with post-traumatic stress steming from his days in war.
"When I get ready to go into an anxiety attack he'll jump on me or hug me around the neck and he'll chatter in my ear - so I know it's time to sit down and relax," Hamerick explained.
In seven years Noah has also become Hamerick's best friend.
"He's my kid. He's my actual kid. Like I told Chesapeake - if you take him away, you take me too."