Lady Sylvia appealed a lot to my senses

Not if you are European. Hairy armpits on women our all the rage in some parts of Europe.

She appealed to mine, too, especially in her scenes when she is trying to seduce that boy scout for the greater glory of Dionin. Good wanking material there, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, they were a bit off-putting. As long as she keeps her arms down, then.

When darkness overcomes the heart, Lil' Slugger appears...

For older and European guys her hirsute bod added greatly to Amanda's appeal.

Of all the sudden shocking imagery in the film, those hairy pits were the most disturbing.

I wish she’d shaved them but no doubt Russell wanted Lady Sylv to be a toxic she-bitch and instructed her to grow them out. Makes sense for the character, but renders the scene unwankable 😞

She was smokin'!

Haven't seen her much, on this side of the pond, since she 'left' L.A. Law, here, after one year.

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