Hissler the head coach
this guy makes the whole movie. it starts off with the pre game speech..."not by jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and fa--ots..." "if you wanna be a loser you go over to russia. i'm not a loser, i'm a winner. i'm an american."
then when it's like 60-0 in the state finals he's yelling "let's go i want another score!"
then when he gets the president's office at piermont "no john don't worry you haven't hurt your chances. i love you too."
how f'ing funny is this guy?