Obligatory Quotes Message Board

this film is chockfull of great quotes. here are a few of my faves:

freddy: "janet, don't make me crawl around you; this sand is too hot!"

aussie sailor in club: "oh, that piece of *beep*!"

janet: "you heard that story about his girlfriend and the dancer; how did that make you feel?
lawrence: "it made me physically sick!"

freddy/ruprecht: "oh lawrence this is the happiest day of my life! i think my testicles are dropping!"

lawrence: "do you want me to get the genital cuff?"

freddy/ruprecht" "oklahoma! oklahoma! oklahoma! oklahoma! oklahoma!"

freddy: "now that's a statue of a naked woman, and i can appreciate that, but if you think you can tell me how to spend my money, then you have got to be joking!"