Can anybody give me a link to a site that has that poem he recites off while he's standing on the bar. Not the one at the end of the movie the one at the Jail bar he was working at. Or can someone post on her what it is? Thank you!
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Brian: I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.
Found it in the memorable quotes for ya.
If you want to download it, try Kazaa. They have it there I have played it many times.
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You're right is it "stinking" other lines that were flubbed were: 1) "I am the worlds last barman poet" and 2) "America, you're just devoted to every flavor i've got". Sorry to sound nit-picky.
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