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100 things I learned from Child's Play....


1 - A crime scene will let a mother wonder around the house without interruption or questioning from other cops as to whom she is..
2- A plastic doll will bleed when shot.
3- Cops are scarce and almost none existent in this city.
4 - Child Psychiatrist and psychologist are idiots who won't believe their patients at all.
5- Barred windows are big enough for a child to pass their whole body through.
6- People will disappear all of a sudden when a woman is in distress.
7- Detectives never carry police radios with them.
8- Tenants won't call the cops when gunshots are heard in their building.
9- Black Magic worshippers will tell their friends WHERE they keep a voodoo doll of themselves.
10-Mothers will NEVER listen to their son.
11- Cops will all of a sudden, STOP their investigation when a mother had enough of them.
12- A crime scene is no more when a mother wants to rest and sleep.
13- Detective, cops are idiots in this city.
14- Cops won't bother to hear the child's side of the story.
15- Detectives are easily told and to believe what a mother says.
16- A mother won't have her OWN set of house keys in her purse.

And so on....

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17. When you purchase a doll that uses batteries, you automatically assume that the factory already put them IN and don't bother to check until the doll turns evil.

18. When you assume a doll is evil and it is speaking without batteries, you give it a heads up on your intentions by threatening it with immolation in the fireplace befiore you even have a chance to start a fire.

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