Quickie/Strip

Golden yes. Unfortunately, since I mainly watch the syndicated version of Garfield and Friends, I've never seen any U.S. Acres quickies (except for one that followed Moo Cow Mutt on education) until I got the DVD version.

And yes, I have seen your Something Annoys Me post from the thread Better than both movie and the strip. I didn't understand why you really didn't like the strips back then, since you said that was what annoyed you. Of course, never really losing my interests in the comic as well as the cartoon (haven't seen the movie, but I will hopefully since I have it on video).

Anyway, here's how the U.S. Quickie went as best as I can remember it:

(*Orson and Wade appear walking together as the "U.S. Acres Quickie" logo fades away*)
Orson: Roy just made an entire statue of Thomas Jefferson out of Vitamin C.
Wade: How very educational.
(*Garfield comes in to the scene*)
Garfield: All right, all right, enough already! I knew from the start that Odie wasn't a cow.
Garfield:[to farm cow] Come on Odie.
Cow: Arf!

Note: I take it you've seen Garfield and Friends in the UK since you called it Orson's Farm, which is the UK name for it since the American name is a pun of namesake (U.S.A=U.S.Acres). But since the joke only translates because of that, they decided to change to name in the UK to Orson's Farm (which is also accurate, as it tells who and where). It's similar to how they renamed Teenage Mutant *Ninja* Turtles were renamed Teenage Mutant *Hero* Turtles since they felt that ninja was a rather violent name.