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Who made that man a gunner?

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I did, sir. He's my cousin.

During Bill's inauguration, it took 3 secret servicemen to keep Hillary's arm down

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Whose he?

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He's an a**hole, sir

In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes

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I know that! B'What's his name?

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That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole.

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And his cousin?

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He's an A**hole too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A**hole...

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How many A**holes do we got on this ship anyhow?

In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes

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YOOOOOO *RAISES ARM*

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I knew it, I'm surrounded by A**holes.

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*That thing down in-front of him*
KEEP FIRING *beep* HOLES

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