Let's recast it

Not that I EVER want to see any attempt whatsoever to remake this, I'll still play along. I'll keep your picks because they were pretty good.

Dark Helmet: Charlie Day
Lone Starr: Bradley Cooper
Princess Vespa: Zooey Deschanel
Barf: Kevin James
Dot: Joan Rivers could still provide the voice
King Rolland: Jason Alexander
Skroob: Tom Hanks (return him to a comedy role)
Sandurz: David Cross
Yogurt: Verne Troyer

Dark Helmet: Paul Giamatti
Lone Starr: Adrien Brody
Princess Vespa: Kate Hudson
Barf: Jim Carrey
Dot: Edie McClurg
King Rolland: Kelsey Grammer
Skroob: Nathan Lane
Sandurz: David Cross (I'd like to see him play this role!)
Yogurt: Tony Cox


THE RAP CRITIC:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic

Dark Helmet: Steve Carell
Lone Starr: Paul Rudd
Princess Vespa: Kristen Wiig
Barf: Kevin James
Dot: Joan Rivers
King Rolland: John Goodman
Skroob: Fred Willard
Sandurz: Neil Patrick Harris
Yogurt: Danny Devito

Acting is behaving truthfully under imaginary circumstances.
- Sanford Meisner

This sums up how I would feel if any of these suggestions came to fruition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

I am Djour Djilios. Could you spell that please? I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

Lets not.

Infact, never ask this question ever again. or else... THAT!

I think Will Sasso would be a good Barf.