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What I learned from Spaceballs

posted 11 years ago by fistoffury
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1. When outrunning the bad guys who've got a really fast ship, only go to hyper active, that way when they go to Ludicrous speed they will overshoot you.

2. If you do go to hyper active, make sure your gas tank is full, or at least that its got enough gas so you wont have to crash land on a desert planet afterwards.

3. When going at Ludicrous speed, either buckle up or make sure you're wearing a big helmet to protect your head when it gets slapped into the wall when you stop.

4. If a girl insists on bringing along an industrial strength hair dryer, either have her carry it or leave it behind.

5. Always make sure you've got the upside of the Schwartz, its stronger than the downside.

6. Don't have video communication screens in your bedroom, or for that matter in the bathroom.

7. How to turn a girl who hates guns into a girl who loves guns, mess up her hair.

8. Don't shake hands with a bad guy, he will steal your Schwartz ring.

9. For that matter, you don't need a ring to use the Schwartz.

10. Always thoroughly check your ship to make sure its in good working order, including the cancellation button. having a cancellation button that's out of order can be quite hectic if the ship is put on self destruct.

11. Always open a fortune cookie before eating it.

[–] Ditto-head 11 years ago

12) No one will tell the President his ass is big.

13) Don't give the salute when standing at a urinal.

14) Shooting at the Princess' hair will result in dire consequences.

15) Flipping the switch from "suck" to "blow" will save the planet.

[–] RCeditor 11 years ago

3. When going at Ludicrous speed, either buckle up or...

16. ... buckle this!

17. Don't invent an emergency stop button that you can't use.

18. Colonel Sandurz is NOT chicken.

19. Princess Vespa's plastic surgeon needs better security for his/her medical files.

20. President Skroob needs Secret Service workers.

21. The real reason that King Roland didn't pay Lone Star all the reward money is because he didn't save the car.

22. An Azzole may be a Spaceball, but a Spaceball is not necessarily an Azzole.

23. Who needs a loudspeaker when you have Michael Winslow?

24. Since Yogurt didn't have Spaceballs the Bed Sheet in his store, Skroob must have had it special-ordered.

25. Trees that were uprooted by the removal of air can be replanted perfectly, roots and all.

26. An elegant, regal marriage ceremony may simply consist of: "Do you? Do you? Good, you're married, kiss 'er!"

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[–] izzy520i 10 years ago

27. If someone is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, it means absolutely nothing.

[–] Tigerstriper 10 years ago

28. We should have giant combs incase we need to literally comb an area.

29. Lasers will travel through a curved metal pipe and go back to who shot them.

30. When capturing the heroes, be sure you don't have their stunt doubles.

31. The climactic fight scene isn't the Wide World of Sports.

32. The Vulcan nerve pinch is lower, where the shoulder meets the neck.

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[–] TolerancEJ 10 years ago

33. Spaceball One brakes for nobody.

34. There's no need to be beamed to a location if you're only going to the other side of a door.

35. If you have a fortune cookie, open it immediately because it might advise that you are a prince.

36. If you visit Gus' Galaxy Grill diner, do not order the Space Special.

[–] dmahnarch 9 years ago

37. I have to change the combination on my luggage.

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[–] rickb69 8 years ago

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

[–] rickb69 8 years ago

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

[–] rickb69 8 years ago

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

[–] rickb69 8 years ago

39. Self destruct- Don't push button unless you really really mean it. (2nd really UNDERLINED)

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

[–] joewalter77 8 years ago

40. It's hard to tell if a princess is Druish.

41. We lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.

42. And that's not all the radar technician lost.

43. Only Lone Star would DARE give him the raspberry.

44. When Spaceballs show up, there goes your planet.

45. Liquid Schwartz is the best gas additive in the galaxy.

46. Some people need water, droids need oil and princesses need room service.

47. When Dark Helmet is mad, PLEASE cover your groin.

48. You gotta have Mr. Coffee with Mr. Radar.

49. Parasitic aliens can sing and dance pretty well.

50. SALUTE! HAIL PRESIDENT SKROOB!

[–] Timberwolf0530 8 years ago

51. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination idiots use on their luggage.
52. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination on President Scroob's luggage (coincidence, I think not)
53. Pizza the Hut is delicious
54. I'm surrounded by ace wholes
55. The Spaceballs haven't quite got that beaming thing perfected.