Deleted scene featuring a pizza with a very drunk Hoagie and Ellen

Hoagie is slouched back in his chair, holding a greasy slice of pizza like it’s the most delicate thing in the world. Except, of course, it’s not—he’s dripping sauce everywhere. A glob of cheese slides off, landing on his shirt but he just brushes it off like it’s no big deal.

Hoagie (slurring slightly): "Y’know, Ellen, the thing about pizza is... it’s like life. Messy. Delicious. And if you’re not careful... you’ll burn your bloody mouth on it."

He immediately bites into the slice without waiting for it to cool and screams.

Hoagie: "You see? It happens every time. Damn it"

Ellen just stares at him and horrified.

Ellen: "Hoagie, you’re getting sauce on my porch."

Hoagie looks down at the growing pile of pepperoni and cheese shrapnel on the floor. He smirks, picks up a stray pepperoni and pops it into his mouth like it’s no big deal.

Hoagie: "Ants gotta eat too slut."

Ellen sighs, sipping her wine begins to question her life choices.