Best line...


Yo! Im talking to you wank!

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I take it back...

"What you doing for dinner?"
"Oh sorry - I got plans - you know - ladies...."
"Not you Sanchez..."

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One line I remember was when the police chief, (lieutenant?) suddenly stepped around the corner with the rocket launcher and says,

"Bye!"

It always makes me jump.


"You're forgetting one thing- I just started using laser cats again!"

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"Buzz the fckin' gate!!"

"What are you some kind of half-assed astronaut?" - 'Quint' in JAWS

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"I want to know why three law-abiding citizens all of a sudden go nuts and start killing people. I want to know why it takes fifteen bullets to take down a stripper. I want answers, and I want them NOW!"

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Not just any stripper, a "sold out" stripper lol.

"What are you some kind of half-assed astronaut?" - 'Quint' in JAWS

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Ah, so that's what that one little part was. I was never really sure. At one point I thought he was saying "zoned out" stripper, but that doesn't make a lot of sense.

Anyway, thanks for clearing that up.

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It was definitely "zoned - out" - probably cos she had no facial expressions

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As well as a lot of strippers are real druggies too.

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Yup, definitively zoned out, just watched the movie...

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"Sold out" would be a lot funnier than "zoned out".

Because most strippers go into it for the art, but she sold out for the money. Ha!

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I can't believe no one has mentioned this line:

He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelry stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him.



You are toast, my toasty friend.

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FBI must be paying pretty good these days
pretty good (then peels out in his impossibly expensive fancy car)

its better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it
- true romance

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"YOU WANNA BROKEN NOSE? YOU GOT IT!!!"

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"We gotta get to her before she dies."
"Why don't we wait until AFTER she's dead?!"

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

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"I read minds."

"so what was I just thinking?"

"That I'm full of $hi+"

"Impressive"

"Nor really. You're easy to read."

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Mine is 'Well, of course we love her. Don't all FBI agents love their kids?' But I also like, 'Are we talking spaceman here?' Michael Nouri had the best lines.

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My favorite is when Gallagher explains it's all about aliens and says to Nouri "even x years of work in the lapd don't prepare you for this" and Nori says "Yes it did!". Cut. Gallagher is behind the bars :)

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"Dude's from outer space."


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"Hey dude! What kind of hippie are you?"
actually it's:
"Yo, hippy, what kind of dude are you?" (Danny Trejo)

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Yeah, the hippy line was a strange one, made me laugh for no apparent reason. :) Just kind of put in there in the middle of things.

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The big black guy after he throws Miller off the dealership lot:

"Don't come back! I won't be as friendly next time."




"It's not that tough being a film cricket."

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