Things We Learned from watching this film ... ( SPOILERS WELCOMED )
1. That turning your back on your tribal roots and committing murder
will get you permanently scalped by a Chief wooden curse .
2. That swimming in a deserted lake " in the off season " will only
get you into a slick yet deadly end .
3. A digital alarm clock could land
a cheating wife in divorce court .
4. A hit and run on a hitch-hiker - " that will cost you Mrs. Lansing " .
5. Every one loves watching " The Cisco Kid " on TV .
6. Billy's real friends are giant venus fly traps
and they also like to consume the neighborhood bullies .
7. The Creep doesn't charge money for comic books
just throws them around like a ticker tape parade .
( Please continue on folks ... )
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL !