There are so many, but here are a couple (too bad they didn't have Serge in this one):
Axel: "You just hit a squad car!"
Rosewood: "It's okay! I know the guy. He's a jerk!"
(to Hef) "You don't know how many times I've held up your magazine and, uhm ....."
The whole "I'm Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Building Inspector" shpiel is amazing...
"Billy, you need help..."
--Clark
Well, it's probably just because I like Jürgen Prochnow so much that I will watch almost ANY movie he's in, if only for a few scenes, but I find many of his lines to be among the best-delivered in the film (probably because he is far and away the best actor in the movie):
"Kill him, burn him, blow him away."
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"Adriano's was not perfect. It was perfectly planned. But it was executed with neolithic incompetence."
First of all, it's rare enough to find a German actor who is (a) completely fluent in English and (b) able to deliver English dialogue without an overpowering and nearly incomprehensible German accent. His accent is there, but he's able to modulate it enough to where viewers have no difficulty understanding him.
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"deep deep deep undercover" and "ill eat, sleep, drink, *beep* in the car" were neolithically humorous.
(H)Astila Vista Baby
Axel: "Seven dollars? For a coke? I can get blown for seven dollars!"
"I haven't killed anybody..since 1984." - Vincent Cocotti (TRUE ROMANCE)
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I like the scene where they are at the Playboy Mansion and Axel is telling the secretary he is there to clean the ---- out of the pool.
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Remember Johnny Wishbone, and I'll come running. Lutz and Biddle, it's like Kibbles and Bits.....but different!
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Axel: Let's go to the gun club
Tagert: Wait Wait 11:00, the gun clubs closed
Axel: SO
Billy: SO
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Billy: Trust me!!
Tagert: Trust YOU! YOU DRIVE WORSE THAN MOREEN!!
Billy: NO WAY!!!!
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Axel: That's former president Gerald Ford!
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*the gunfiring scene*
Billy: Pull pin....expand...pul l open again..wow.....rele ase safety...
......aim through there push this.....*BOOOOM*
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Tagert: Women
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Kind of funny was this news report that can be heared during the scene when Axel arrives to this wharehouse where he is supposed to meet Vinnie. That's the place where he gets to know that Bogomil was shot.
The news report was something like this:
The so called Country Club Prison in Allenwood, Pennsylvania entered the third day of hunger strike. Protesting the suspension of prisoners, the warden said that the measures had to be taken, to enforce discipline and to teach prisoners the value of such benefits as cable TV.
Surprised nobody mentioned:
Axel : "I wasn't always a cop. I fractured a few laws as a kid"
The way Taggert and Rosewood referred to it a few times after was funny.
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Been a while so my quote might be a few words wrong but:
Axel, whilst viewing the evil blonde from behind while she's leaning over at the gun club: "how long does it take to shave them legs anyway?"
Weirdly I read all these quotes and thought none of them are my favourites (save perhaps the leg one), even though I think there are plenty of decent lines in this
Anyway my favourite is with the sydney bernstein character, the whole scene is brilliant but my favourite bit is his 'subtle' attempt to bribe Axl:
"what if you had something in this hand, that made you forget what was in your other hand. You'd be concentrating so hard on this hand you would be all... What was in, what did I have in this, I don't even remember"
But the whole scene is almost perfect for me!
My wife?? *picks up phone* BITCH!! *slams phone down
I' m paraphasing but you all remember the scene!
(also .... *blam blam blam* AUTHORISED!!!)
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"Oh baby, oh baby oh! Lemme hear you say youch!"
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