Jealous of Chris's hair
Even now that her hair is out of style, it still irritates me that she could flop around, dance around her room, hang her head upside down, yet her hair always remained flawless. Back then (even now) it took hours, many hot roller, a painful curling iron burns, and cans of hairspray to get an acceptable 80's hairstyle (or risk shunning). I realize now there was probably a professional stylist right behind the camera ready to touch it up between takes.
"The end of the shoelace is called the...IT DOESN'T MATTER!"