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Best line

posted 13 years ago by cjgalwey
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'What's he like in bed?'

'I don't know, he sleeps on the floor'.

That and the surprise Hudson River opening are about all I remember about this film ...

[–] stevenscottoddballz 12 years ago

{Mohawk Punk}: "What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?"

{To which Mich tosses his knife at LEAST 10 feet, going through his mohawk & impaling in the wall.}

{Mick}: "Better than average."
{Mohawk Punk}: "Yeah. I'll go along with that."

FUNNY!

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

[–] cjgalwey 12 years ago

Perhaps I should watch it again.

[–] stevenscottoddballz 12 years ago

Good idea. If you CAN, I suggest watching it with the Closed-Captions. You MIGHT be surprised at what dialog you have missed, or SOMETIMES mis-heard! I'm hard of hearing, & rely HEAVILY on Closed-Captioning, or at LEAST Sub-Titled.

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

[–] apaulvargas 12 years ago

I dont need a rifle i brought a donk,

[–] stevenscottoddballz 12 years ago

"a WHAT?"

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

[–] SabineAmber 12 years ago

Walter: (referring to a bat) Are you reall enjoying that?
Aborigine: (eating the bat) Naw, needs garlic.

You're wondering what is a place like me doing in a girl like this.

[–] smck_82uk 12 years ago

The line in the toilet with the policeguy telling his penis its ok is pretty funny, can't recall the exact line though.

They think we're the demons now - Prue Halliwell ~ All Hell Breaks Loose ~ Charmed

[–] spookyrat1 10 years ago

There was some sharp dialogue in that toilet scene.

The DEA guy played it beautifully.

[–] resdogdm 10 years ago

::with foot on bad guy:: "Crint Eastwood"

[–] bigcat20 9 years ago

I understand how the bastard thinks, I taught him, and now I owe him one.

[–] nicholasjameslynch 9 years ago

Rico: Try the Lobster, I had it flown in from Maine this morning.
Sue: There's nothing wrong with the food it's the company.

Jumper: Don't try to stop me.
Mick: I don't want to stop you, I just want to get by.
Jumper: What?!
Mick: I wanna get by, you're in the way.

[–] bigcat20 8 years ago

Leroy Brown- "like he cool."
Mick- "These ah heavy dudes kidnapped my woman."
Collin Quinn- "Hey guys what are we doin? I'm in I'm in."