Kelly lost a virginity at 16.
Anyone realized that? In The Razors Edge (S02E10), Bud said that he's the only one virgin in the house and Kelly was awkward in that moment. In my opinion, 16 is way too early to lost a virginity, but oh well..
shareAnyone realized that? In The Razors Edge (S02E10), Bud said that he's the only one virgin in the house and Kelly was awkward in that moment. In my opinion, 16 is way too early to lost a virginity, but oh well..
shareTo each their own. I was 17
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Bud: Any dedication request for me?
Kelly: Yeah, three actually. "Lonely Boy", "Like a Virgin", and "When a Man Loves a Rubber Woman".
Bud: And I'll bet you got yours, "She Works Hard For the Money".
Kelly: Now whatever gave you the idea that I'm some cheap tramp?
Radio: And now, dedicated to Kelly Bundy, "She Works Hard For..."
[Kelly throws the radio on the floor, breaking it]
If you're a virgin With hormones surging Keep on your undies And call Bud Bundy!
shareKind of surprised she held out that long.
shareYea I was always of the impression she was 14 or so when she gave it up. Which for the late 80s was a pretty normal age but kelly was always depicted as being a slut sooner then that. So I'm guessing she gave it up to a science teacher at Junior high or something. I want to remember the show made it a point to say she lost it in a horrible way like that.
shareWhat everyone seems to miss is that there wasn't an episode that clearly defined Kelly having sex. As light hitting as Bud was as a ladies man, there were several episodes where Bud absolutely did have sex. Sure, there was plenty of innuendo regarding Kelly, but nothing specific. Every other character did: Peg and Al, Jefferson and Marcy, Bud and several women (including Al's boss), but nothing with Kelly, which was the perfect plot device for the series wrap-up episode that never came...
One of the plot devices they could have used was Kelly finally getting married, and her confiding to Peg (to her and everyone else's shock) that she was still a virgin! All talk yes, but never actually having sex.
Of course, I don't know if I've seen every episode and there might be one that shoots that plot down, but if not, that would have been hilarious.
I saw, and savored, every episode, and you are on-target, my friend. Kelly, the Sex Goddess, never did The Wild Mambo in the course of the show. I would not be surprised if Christina Applegate had some input on that decision, which in the long run was the best one. She strikes me as being a very smart woman. Had the show ever received the finale that it DESERVED, I think your theory could well have been demonstrated.
PS Hey OP! The age in consent in most US states is 16.
I read Christina has 2 masters, therefore I bet she had a ball playing silly, dumb Kelly!
shareThis is such an intelligent comment. I am impressed and it would have been a cute twist.
shareI recall an episode where she almost got married, does anyone know the reason she didn't ? I didn't watch the whole thing. Even Christina herself joked that Kelly was a flirtatious virgin. It's possible.
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shareThere was an episode when I think she was supposed to be 15 and showed Al how to use a pregnancy test for Peg. When the results came up negative, he asked what it meant and she said something like "I can still take P.E."
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