I'd love to see a prequel film adaptation
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would watch the hell out of a Married With Children film prequel that takes place in the mid 1960s, and follows the misadventures of a young Al Bundy attending Polk High, playing for the football team, stepping on the little guys' toes, mouthing off to the teachers, getting unhelpful life advice from his parents, and most of all, dating Margaret 'Peggy' Wanker, colloquially dubbed throughout the school as 'The Big Easy.'
I have this vision in my head of Troy Gentile as Al Bundy, and Bella Thorne as Peggy.
What diversity used to mean: Diversity
What diversity now means: Fewer white people