Laughed Like an Idiot


Every so often I will watch a show where one scene will make me just lose it with uncontrollable laughter. About 20 years ago it happened during an episode of Married... with Children. It was this one:
Kelly buys a motorcycle but decides not to ride it and stores it in the garage, takes Al's Dodge instead. Al is out there and decides to sit on the bike. He starts to daydream about life as a motorcycling rebel - where he has tattoos on his knuckles and picks up hot babes. When the daydream is over he decides to follow through with his dream and rips his shirt sleeves off, kicks the bike to life and burns out of the garage. In the very next instant the Dodge, being driven by Kelly, pulls back into the garage with Al plastered to the front, face basically embedded in the windshield. When I saw that for the first time I swear I lost it. Literally fell on the ground laughing so hard.
Kelly jumps out of the car and asks Al if he is okay.
Al: EYE-WON-ONE.
Kelly: You won one?
Al: NINE-ONE-ONE!

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"And who was it lowered his shoulder into the toughest catcher in the league and took out Mrs Shephouse?"

There are so many hilarious lines in this show it would be impossible to count them all.

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