I couldn't find it on YouTube, but it's the scene from "Enemies" when Marcy and Jefferson go to a soul restaurant and act black to try and fit in.
"Yo there bro! We're new to the hood...what can you recommend?"
"Listen homes...if you insist on dissing your customers in that manner we are just gonna have to ease on down that road. Woooooord."
"Your mama!"
See you in hell, candy boys!share
Never saw this but it sounds funny
shareYou can't single out one moment from the amazing show. Every episode had laugh out to tears moments for me.
shareWhen Al shows up in Buds Class and thinks that old teacher is the one Bud had a affair with.
You cradle robber! You Cher!
You can't just take my son, have your way sexually with him, and not expect some repercussions from a concerned parent.I played high school football, I know the score. Son, are you really going out with with this pruneface?
And I'll tell you something else. She lied about her age. The last time she was 40 was 1840.share
"and mommy wants you to stop and pick up some tampons on the way home". classic
shareI forgot about that scene. That IS my favorite scene. I laughed so hard when I saw it for the first time and I laughed uncontrollably when I just read it again.
shareMine is when the pretty black lady leaves Al's store and he turns thinking the other attractive woman is still there but she is gone to, he sits down and that troll of a woman comes in all aggressive "I need shoes!!"
The way the audience burst out laughing always kills me, lol
Any one of a hundred Al Bundy one-liners or retorts.
Did ya miss me Al?...Yes Peg, with every bullet so far.
After insulting a fat woman in the store:
Fat Woman: -How dare you say that to my face??
Al: -Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car has only got half a tank of gas!
This always kills me.
Germany declared war on the Jones boys.
there are SO MANY
-- the dentist/flaherty tells tracy lords -- "pull back on the camera so we can see it's a human mouth"
- "[Who will face the Red Beast] and all the shoevilles stepped forward ... or did they step back?" >>> I can't find this one
-- every time Al tries to be Santa "booze on his breath"
-- when Al is "thinking to himself" - not listening during shoe dick
-- "Im not a stupid man..." lost in thought - Kelly interrupts - Al cuts her off thinking "what happened to me? ...."
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0016726/quotes
- i can ONLY think the term "meteorlololigst" - and giggle very out of context
Kelly "tapp-dancing" (tap-dancing ?!?) with the janitor before an audience, after she descided she cant tapp (tap? whatever) anyway and will rather go out with a bang instead.
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You shall have no other Kates before Kate Winslet.
Al negotiating for the new mustang while holding the shoebox "full" of money. Trying to get a stereo and undercoating and getting a "no, nope, uh-uh" and getting screwed on the plastic wooden gearshift knob
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PEGGY: Ooh, good choice, honey. It's a much lighter car.
AL: Yeah. I can almost pull this one