Favorite AL Bundy line

"I'm a shoe salesman, I make less than minimum wage, and yet, I'm still not happy to be home."

"Gee, I wish it could like one of those big Wanker hoedowns, where they play spin the cousin!"

after falling in the trash: "usually i just hang around there with my hopes and dreams for a while".

bud: "dad, kelly stepped on me" al: "get used to it son, they do that your whole life".

marcy: "i was looking for a man to love, when all i really wanted was a man to hurt" peg: "are you going to bed with him?" al:"well you heard her say she wants to hurt him".

peggy after buying a boar's head: "glassy eyes, stuffing for brains, nothing below the neck.. nail it to a toilet bowl it could be you" al: "no it couldn't, cause unlike me, someone loved him enough to put a bullet in his head".

peggy sitting around a table with women and steve walks in about to confront them, al: "don't challenge them steve, i've seen them send stronger men then you screaming to their graves."

kelly telling bud to stand by the airport and say: "the plane, boss, the plane".
but come on, i can't pick a line out of eleven years, these were some that came to mind anyway.

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our paths crossed after twelve,
fun to travel with on the way,
abruptly cut off by another state,
until we meet up in dreamland again.

"YO. i'm broke......"
to grandmaster B

the look of absolute resignation is legend.

Peg:hi honey! did you miss me?
Al: with every bullet so far

Bud: What for? The call costs more than car.
Al: Yes, and it costs more than the condom I should have used on the night you were conceived!

Let's rock. (when he's about to fight someone)

Al to the fat lady in his store: "Sir, does this dress make me look fat?" Al, "No, it's the fat, that makes you look fat."

Lol...

I dont know if its my favorite....but one that comes to mind is....

Peggy asks Al what they should call the baby?

Al Replies...."The Reaper"