What Happened Next: Mature Readers

(Disclaimer: This is a creative essay regarding events that could have happened to the characters after teh movie was over. The intetion is to take a light-hearted and comedic look at the characters, with some use of sexually oriented themes and violence. If ytou are offended by such things, please do not read any further.)


Andie Bergstrom recovered from her injuries and held in high regard by NASA upon her return. However, her dreams of going officially into space were never realized, a frustration which combined with her husband’s premature impotence as a result of the Space Camp incident, would lead to divorce 2 years later. She currently teaches engineering at community college and has become a chain smoker, 2 packs a day.

Zach Bergstrom suffered from premature impotenece during the Space Camp incident from which he never discovered. A few years later he and Andie divorced and he continued his duties as Space Camp director until 5 years later when he was caught finger-banging some junior space-campers in one of the derelict shuttles. He was dishonorable discharged from the Air Force and after serving an “anally pleasant” 7 years in Levenworth, he now resides in a trailer in Nevada, selling coffee mugs made out of tin cans.

Kevin Donaldson became an overnight celebrity after returning to Earth. He continued his relationship with Kathryn until he got tired of her over-achieving moaning all the time. (plus he was banging Tish on the side). He got himself an agent and got a break in a Hollywood movie, making lots and lots of money which he wisely invested. He’s currently a multi-millionaire, and owns over 20 nightclubs in the Los Angeles- San Francisco area.

Kathryn Fairly went over everything that happened at Space Camp to see where she went wrong. That lasted 18 days (during which Kevin dumped her ass). In a way, she was relieved (plus she was experimenting with lesbian love with Tish on the side). She studied her ass off and entered the Air Force Academy in 2nd place. (nobody knows to this day who ran the 1st placed entrant off the road and to his death). After several years of hard work (and some oral work with the notorious calculus professor) she became an astronaut with NASA. She’s been to space 4 times and receives jealous hate-mail from Andie all the time.

Rudy Tyler gained some fame after the Space Camp incident, being booked to be on Oprah and even had several girls wanting to grab him. Unfortunately, after they heard him talk in the press conference, all the attention went away instantly and so did all the honeys; but he didn’t mind (plus, he was getting oral sex from Tish on the side). He never got to open his food restaurant in space, and blew all his money on advertising before even doing a viability analysis. Still lives with his mom and plays chess in parks all over the country. His record is 2-2034.

Tish Ambrose was a hit sensation with everyone upon her return. Her candid in your face views combined with her enormous intellect guaranteed her a NASA sponsored scholarship to MIT. After being the wonder-kid in telecommunications at NASA for almost 5 years, she quit and got into music, releasing several records which, while not at the top of the charts, made her a household name. She recently released a book called “Alien Sex in Hangar 18” which sold 2 millions copies on its first week. (NASA have disavowed any of the so called “facts” in the book).

Max Graham came back from Space Camp and was obnoxious to everyone with his constant bragging about being one with the Force and going to space. He lost all of his friends, which he didn’t really mind.(plus he was getting hand-jobs from Tish on the side). Eventually people at Space Camp got sick him and left him behind during one of the field trips. His little body was never found.

NASA realized what Jinx had done and had him taken apart and his parts sold to collectors. His head is currently a urinal drain at CIA headquarters in Langley, VA.

Brennan and Banning are still at NASA and became gay lovers.

Rudy’s father was hit by an Ice-Cream truck on the way to NASA when he heard what happened with the shuttle. Though he survied, conspiracy theorists are still searching for his testicles.

Hideo Takamini never truly found his place at Space Camp after his name tag was stolen. HE didn’t really mind. (plus, that’s right, he was screwing Tish on the side).




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