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Favourite Johnny 5 quote


Title says it all really, what's your favourite Johnny 5/number 5 quote?

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When the nova worker points a gun at him
"semi automatic colt 45 (bends the gun) play dough"

"fish, salmon, sushi"


Bring on the wall!

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I like when jonny 5 says need more input.

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"Error. Grasshopper disassemble.....Reassemble!"

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"Escaped robot fights for his life, FILM AT ELEVEN!"

My best friend's line growing up was, "(whistled) Hey LASER-LIPS! Your momma was a SNOWBLOWER! (blows raspberries)"

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your mother was a snowblower

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*singing* "more than a woman! weeeee! more than a woman to meeeeee!" :D loved the dance scene!

Jessica Montgomery
No.5 is ALIVE!

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"When ya gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin." That was hysterical when I was a kid.

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"Benjamin Jabituya! Delete!"
"Bird! Raven! Nevermore!"
"I'm a chrome breasted input eater."
Also, in SC2 he lists off a number of upgrades he has made since the first movie. He brags about 500Mb of memory. I guess that was a lot in 1988.
myspace.com/encyclopediajoneses Check out my J5 rap. We use a bunch of lines directly from Johnny's mouth.

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Near the end when Crosby, Steph and 5 are hiding in the mountains/valley

Crosby "Holy *beep*
(5's eyes buldge out)

"What *beep* Where see *beep* I don't see *beep* lol

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haha 500mb of ram... in 1988 a meg of ram was a few hundred dollars...

http://www.jcmit.com/memoryprice.htm

So assuming $596 USD for 3meg chip... thats 170ish chips for 500megs... looking at $100K.

i had a meg of ram in my ibm xt (8mhz processor)... i was sooper l33t haxor back then

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Ben: "As we are fond of saying in my country, market place make dull home for rodents."
Norm: "Where are are you from anyway?"
Ben: "Bakersfield originally."
Norm: "No, I mean your ancestors."
Ben: "Oh them..., Pittsburgh."

The only problem is, I don't know the expression that's being confused when Ben says "market place make dull home for rodents."

Any ideas?

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Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

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Howard Marner: What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?
Benjamin Jabituya: Nun soup?

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Yes!
Thank you "Superman41082" for bringing this back to memory.

Number 5: "Program says destroy, is disassemble, make dead. Number 5 cannot."
Crosby: "Why 'cannot?'"
Number 5: "Is wrong, incorrect. Newton Crosby P.H.D not know this?"
Crosby: "Of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you.
Number 5: "I told me."

This dialog is a great example of why number 5 moved me so much!

There were many nice and lovely expressions. The three that I remember the most are:
* I need more input
* Disassembly Reassemble
* When she is driving and he explains the sense of the color Green, Yellow and Red, that is exactly how "humans" drive.

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"Ahhh, Newton Crosby, her pants are blazing for you!"

"Mammal....canine....dog....mutt!"

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