Having Tyrell joining a convent and using her characterization of Solly Mosler from Angel-84', would be a hoot. Apart from exclamations of..."There is no God! Ya mother-f<>kin penguin!", Solly, being partial to muff, would be attempting to seduce the other nuns and the only reason why she joined up in the first place and because she was still distressed over Mae's death. That would lead her to being outcast from the nunnery because she told the Mother Superior that she had one f<>kin mouth on her, when she was admonished for painting drag on the crucifix of Christ to remind her of Mae.
When she runs away and Dwayne picks her up, he falls asleep and she starts to unzip him and shine her torch into his crotch. When he calls her a stupid b!tch, she tells him he could be comin' instead of goin', pushes him out of his car and drives away to Bates Motel.
Norman sees a kindred spirit straight away and dyes her hair blonde to remind him of Marion. Dwayne comes along to get a job and he doesn't recognize Solly, and he wants some of what Norman had last night. Solly can't handle all this attention and since she is really into chicks and men are pawing all over her, she smashes in Dwayne's head with his Gheetar and tells him know one must know where Norman's mother is, or where she is going.
When she goes back into the house, she catches Norman all dressed up has his mother and this turns her on; but Norman gets scared and pushes her down the stairs and she impales herself on cupid's arrow. That is the end of Solly and Norman blames his mother for killing the only true love of his life, so he cuts of his stuffed mothers head and sews on Sollys. He then goes around talking in Solly's voice and mimicking what a fu<>kin mouth that broad had.
Don't eat the whole ones! Those are for the guests. 🍪
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