Inappropriate times to quote The Golden Child
Every time the phone rings, you answer with, "What is it, a$$wipe?"
You go up to random people on the street and say, "My dear sweet brother Numpsie!"
On the streets of Baghdad, you go up to a soldier, give him a big hug, and say through tears, "It just does my heart good to see another American citizen!"
Your best friend took your sister out for a date, and she doesn't come home that night. When you see your best friend the next day and ask him about your sister, he says to you, "We sold her. For a case of cigarettes, and a quart of pork-fried rice."
At a cooking class, the instructor asks what your favorite cookbooks are. You raise your hand and say, "Butt Pie, is a sequel to a book written called Butt Cake."
You walk into the headquarters of Pfizer, maker of Viagra, and proclaim, "Nothin' wrong with my yang!"