Teddy the Tortoise *LMAO*
No one posted this as a funny line in the movie but when Eddie was on the talk show posting information about Cheryl Mosely, the missing girl, the talk show host keeps interrupting him and talking over him.
The funniest part of all is when he keeps telling the audience directly into the camera to call his # for information about the case and then the host just turns to the guest on his right and starts talking about, "Who do we have here today?"
The lady is holding a turtle and says, "His name is Teddy". The host is like oooh! and then Eddie snatches the microphone and says, "Teddy can kiss my ass! If you put that camera on him again I'm gonna bust you in the ass".
ROFLMAO!