I never seen WITNESS but...
I never seen The Witness but I seen parts of it like the guy sliding over the horse hay and down the hole on the movie mash up scene before the previews when you rented a movie, you know it showed a bunch of lil mini trailers or something of like 10 movies and the song playing was
" I NEED A HEROOOOOO, I NEED A HERO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
HE GOTTA BE FAST AND HES GOTTA BE COOL AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I NEED A HEROOOOOOO, I NEED A HERO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
HES GOTTA BE STRONG AND HES GOTTA KICKS EM ASS AND *beep* LIKE THAT OH YEAH
HERO!!!!!"
(IN CASE YOU MISSED VHS DAYS, if so your really young and haha you suck, either way in case your like what the hell....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tp1L7ekaAo
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